The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.Anonymous (via lady-dutch)
I can’t even imagine how bomb the candy from space is. Like if the aliens can make UFO’s you know their candy is like off the fucking chain.
I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, "humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders kill each other for food." I have never been more ashamed to be a human in my life